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Call It What It Is

  • Writer: Ginger Friedman
    Ginger Friedman
  • Apr 7
  • 3 min read

We now how have a compelling cast of characters that grows and continues to establish a growing totalitarian state in Wonka land. While the two crazed men who pretend to be leaders but in fact are nothing more than mouth pieces for their own agendas continue to tear down and destroy anything that resembles governance and reason, a group of women furies are establishing themselves as handmaidens to these lunatics.


There is Pam Bondage, the corrupt legal manipulator who completely disregards anything that resembles the law of the land in order to ingratiate herself with the powers that be and protect her similarly corrupt attorney brother as well as the Russian entities who hang in the shadows waiting for their control to be complete. There is Loony Loomer who loves lip service, the weaver of lies who pretends to have a spiritual connection but in fact is really living in a web of evil to try and create a new world order that establishes herself as chief of lip service and weaver of deceit. Karolying Leavethetruth, who tries to set herself as the information conduit and moral keeper but herself broke every spiritual rule and abandons her values as mother and wife to be a sycophantic mouthpiece for Wonka land and the insipid women who are working towards the ruin of the average person who exists in Wonka land. Do not take for granted Major UnTaylored Green, the hatchet-faced screaming banshee of white trash and dirt digging who loves to pretend she is cultured and then turns into the mud crusted creature that screams and insults in all directions to distract from more intelligent yet equally misdirected members of the Wonka land regime. The teenaged pregnancy mishap Lowing Boebert somehow manages only to do exactly the opposite of what she endorses but somehow still manages to walk forward, the only forward movement she knows. Garbled Gabbard who, like her sisters previously mentioned, spends her time misrepresenting truth to help establish an authoritarian regime bent on twisting truth to fit only that which empowers the rich and narcissistic to carry out plans which empower and enrich only themselves. Katiestrophic Miller is no less hideous in her attempts to be both a mother suckling future fiends while suckling the teats of all of Wonkaland to fill her cache at the expense of everyone in order to build her fiendish family to prominence. Livid McMahon who is clearly so angry at the education she has received her in past that she feels all of Wonka Land should be deprived of education and gladly dismantles any semblance of hope for developing the next generation of children in Wonka Land because she like all the previously mentioned women actually hates children but pretends that what she is doing is good for them, like the wicked witch in the woods that lures children to her house of candy so that she may boil and eat them.


But we cannot forget the servant men of this new regime that are also ingratiating themselves for a future regime devoid of compassion and the antithesis to G-d and those who would do what is right and good. Stinking Miller who whispers lies and deceit into the ears of the leaders he worships to persecute people he perceives as similar to all those who wronged him as a pimpled and diminutive adolescent and who grasps authoritarian ideals thinking he can protect himself and his fiendish family which should be deservedly ostracized from all communities. Wonka land should feel pain for his children as they may be destined to be mired in the mud he and his wife produce. Ru Fking Kidding, the health minister of Wonka land who seeks to create a diseased and anguished people who will only bow to his false idols while guzzling melted cow fat and treating their boils with sunshine and carrots. Pete Headsht, an alcoholic predator with multiple failed marriages, who pretends to care about the safety and security of Wonka Land but is more interested in establishing himself as a general of Wonka Land who terrorizes the world and takes spoils for himself and his newest demon family.


I tire now of listing all characters at this point as they continue to infest Wonka Land with their special brand of evil. This is all in the name of preserving Heritage but in truth seeks to dismantle any truth or history upon which a real heritage is built.

 
 
 

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